My BFF Brenda e-mailed me this joke to start the week out on a good note and I just had to share it with you:

The Flower Show

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench
outside the Town Hall
where a flower show was
in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said,
is so boring.  We never have any fun

anymore.  For $10, I’d take my clothes off

and streak through that stupid flower show!”

“You’re on!” said the other old lady,
holding up a $10 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled

her way out of her clothes and,
completely naked,
streaked (as fast
as an old lady can streak) through
the front door
of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard
huge commotion inside the hall, followed

by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady
through the exit door surrounded
by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.

“I won 1st prize as ‘Best Dried Arrangement!'”

Hope you liked this as much as I did – it’s cute!  I’ll be posting some projects we did soon at our classes!


~ Gail

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